87/100 points
Trike Patrol is a high quality (high definition) filipina porn website … each “patrol” has photos but the photos are just that, a nice bonus, because what you’re joining Trike Patrol is for one thing and one thing only, exclusive REAL filipinas in the Philippines fucking white guys for what filipinas love most in this world, pesos, and those moments being video taped and preserved on the internet and inside Trike Patrol forever, maybe even on your hard drive if you’re smart. Some of the girls at Trike Patrol are bargirls, some are cam girls, some are plucked straight from malls and food stands in Angeles City and/or Manila, but absolutely all of them are inexperienced in front of a camera and are what I would describe as “true brown” filipina amateurs. What you find inside Trike Patrol is what sex is really like in the Philippines if you were there … it’s what your own personal experience in the “land of the brown and pink pussy” would be like if you ever visited the Philippines for a vacation or like I want to do, live there, so if you love hardcore filipinas and you’re planning to go to the Philippines one day, I highly recommend you join the Trike Patrol for fun “extra credit” homework.
… see Trike Patrol members area screenshots below …
Trike Patrol videos can be downloaded in standard and high definition sizes, the standard video sizes are around 350-500 mb in size, and the HQ sizes twice that, all videos are generally between 20 and 30 minutes long. Trike Patrol also offers downloading the videos in parts which I’ve never understood and they’re not the only website that does this; I suppose the reason being maybe you want to watch the cum shot before you decide to download the whole thing? If you have cable or DSL internet, don’t worry about downloading videos in parts, Trike Patrol is a “fast as sin” website and the downloads are quick.
Each patrol (patrols are updates) have photos that go with the video as earlier mentioned, typically these photo sets have 100-150 photos, moderate to high quality, but this is one area I think Trike Patrol needs to improve and should start offering zip downloads of their photos. I personally like collecting pics but to save pics individually, that’s pretty damn annoying and way too time consuming!
As of (May 30th, 2011) Trike Patrol has 132 videos and matching photo sets and I would “guesstimate” at least 125 different filipinas getting fucked inside their members area, some of the more popular girls have come back for second fucks. Lets use a absolutely low ball figure of 15 minutes per video (and all the Trike Patrol videos are longer than that) that would translate into 1,980 minutes of filipina porn or 33 hours of hot, high quality filipina porn using a very unrealistic low ball figure amount … and I would guesstimate again the true figure would be more around 57-60 hours of exclusive filipina porn. Think about that for a second, you’re spending between 50 cents and $1 dollar per 1 hour of filipina porn that you can save to your computer and watch anytime you want, and this gets us to the most important issue in all my reviews of asian porn sites at Asian Humps, ARE YOU GETTING YOUR MONEY’S WORTH, and the answer is an unequivocal YES, you are without question getting your moneys worth when you join Trike Patrol.
On top of all the content you get inside Trike Patrol you also get access to what is called their All Asian Access page and that is free and bonus memberships to Lana Lee’s World, Thairotica, and Pleasure Me Asia. What I love about the All Asian Access page is you don’t have to individually input your login to four different websites anymore, you can download whatever you want from all four memberships from one page.
Additionally, one of the things that has always made me a huge fan of the Trike Patrol is they introduce their models, they set their videos up, and let the girls talk some and because of that you can get a good sense of the personality of each girl … I don’t know about you but I like a woman’s personality as much as I like her pussy and it’s a breath of fresh air to me to get some inkling of an idea what the girl might be like in real life. Porn videos that are straight to slapping balls off a girl’s ass isn’t my personal choice of porn and Trike Patrol isn’t like that. Don’t worry Trike Patrol gets to slapping balls off hot filipina ass, they just make it more fun and entertaining getting there!
Specs:
Videos Formats
- WMV HD (1280×720 – 5000k)
- WMV (720×480 – 1500k)
- FLASH (620×480 – 1500k)
Photos
2000px x 3000px 1mb size photos
older patrol photo sets lower quality
Deductions:
5 points for not offering zip downloads of photos.
5 points for low quality and standard size videos on the original 20-25 patrols … the site started before high definition video cameras were in use, so this is a deduction Trike Patrol isn’t really responsible for but a deduction regardless.
3 points for not having a community, i.e., forums, cam shows, etc., and a way to get to know the girls and/or insights into Philippines traveling, tips and hot spots.
