After interviewing the sexy Midori West all I can say is I want to get her drunk so I can PUT IT IN HER BUTT! A big thank you to Midori for taking the time out and answering my questions. My intention in this interview was to hopefully show you just how nice and fun Midori West is because in all of my interaction with Midori West, she has never come off as one of those beautiful stuck up bitches who think their shit don’t stink; and Midori’s fun and down to earth personality is just as attractive as her amazing Japanese curves! Can you believe she’s Japanese and has no Hello Kitty paraphernalia? Can you even be Japanese without owning a Hello Kitty something? Somebody buy this girl a Hello Kitty vibrator!!!!
Midori, having communicated with you via Twitter a few times, I’m beginning to imagine you’re a redneck, I can hardly believe it, a asian girl redneck, you don’t chew tobacco do you?
I don’t do any tobacco products. The most redneck attributes I have are: I like to ride around in the back of pickup trucks and I like to play cheap ass golf where I can wear titty shirts, use beer cans as golf balls, drive around recklessly in a old golf cart and play “five bucks I can hit the old couple ahead of us.”
You really will model a Confederate Flag bikini like Teen Rave and I suggested won’t you?
If I can find a Confederate Flag bikini..then I will totally model it.
Since this is Asian Humps and me and my readers are “asianphiles” we need to know what kind of asian you are? I’m guessing half korean.
wrong! half Japanese
What things do you do and then afterwards find yourself saying, “oh my god, I’m so Asian?”
When I drive
when I wear white socks with sandals
when I found my first group of all asian friends and said “i foundz my peoplez!!”
when i eat rice (because of the way i eat it)
when i shuffle my feet really fast and weave around with my hands together and my head in a bow position
Did you get all A’s like a good asian girl in school?
you bet your ass i did
True or False: Asian boys make the prettiest girls, i.e. ladyboys? And would you ever have sex with a asian ladyboy?
I think false and I don’t think I’d have sex with an asian labyboy
I should probably ask if you’ll have sex with a asian guy instead of ladyboys, so many Asian-American girls seem anti-asian guy, so I have to ask.
I’m not anti-Asian guy at all but I happen never to have had sex or any sexual relations with any Asian dude.
Stereotype Alert: Do you own a “Hello Kitty” vibrator?
no, I own no hello kitty paraphernalia
If you could be a superhero, what would you want your superpowers to be?
I would want the ability to swallow whole spoons and digest them…oh I already have that power! No really, I would want to be able to morph into a tiger.
What is the funniest thing to ever happen to you in your life?
I was quite high once and climbed a four story building to the roof. Then I was really high but they had to call the fire department to get me back down.
Big Mac’s or Whoppers?
I’m more a Wendy’s fan so whopper me up!
In Gym class in the locker rooms, when girls would change, were you looking at the other girls? Did you have the best tits in your school?
Yes. I went to an all girl boarding school. We ran around naked all the time and I also sprouted much earlier than normal so for a little while I def had the best tits.
If you could fuck anyone who has ever lived (celebrities, past Presidents, sports stars, actresses, anyone) who would it be?
I’d like to have sex with Salvidor Dali and watch him turn my pussy hair into a mustache.
Porn blogs we have to ask this it’s required … are you lesbian (bi-sexual) and if you had to choose a sex buddy tonight, would you want a wet pussy or a fat ball park frank in your bed?
I am straight but I would rather have a wet pussy in bed with me than a fat ball park frank.
Honestly, because we’re all perverts at Asian Humps we won’t judge you, how many times a week do you masturbate? You can include your webcam shows in your tally.
When I had a boyfriend, I masturbated everyday sometimes twice. Now that I’m single I don’t have to as much so probably like 3-4 times
True or False: I enjoy anal sex, where else can he stick his dick when I’m on the rag!
Drunk me: PUT IN MY BUTT! Sober me: DON’T PUT IN MY BUTT!
Okay and now for the important stuff, tell us about your site and why should Asian Humps readers spend their “pop can” money on you?
Because I’m a disco ball and I get the party started in your pants.
you should join because ill be a team player during the zombie apocalypse.
cause im asian without the bitchiness or little girl persona:)
My site has photo sets and videos of me stripping, playing or dancing. I have tons of awesome candids and then the best part is you can come chat with me during my webcam shows! I also like it when I get requests so feel free to ask away!
