I’d so let that fresh and cute Asian teen girl in the black sequin bikini (watch gfycat) charge me or mug me anytime. Why would I try and stop her; I’ve been told there are no self defense techniques developed against cute Asian girls yet!
p.s. I keep my wallet in my front pocket.
Answering the question: What brings all the boys to the yard?
Practice makes perfect, ladies! But please no fucking biting!!
Maybe we should focus on Asian girls and pantyhose more?
Don’t close your legs!
Ask yourself a question: why aren’t you following Asian Humps on twitter?