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I tried getting Tia Ling to agree to fuck me the other day if the Detroit Tigers this year overtake the Cleveland Indians, the Indians were then 6 games up, but she’s yet to take my bet. I guess she thinks Ricky Vaughn still pitches for the Indians and he’ll lose command of his fast ball again, you would have had to see the movies Major League or Major League 2 to get that joke. Tia does though occasionally fuck her website members and shoot videos with them and this gallery is from one of those lucky fan shoots. I live in Michigan not far from Tia; I get laid, she gets a hot video for her website, it’s a win win for both of us … I’m still hoping Tia will take my bet!
With Pakistan seemingly so anti-American lately, well more so than they typically are, perhaps Asian Humps will have to post more Indian babes and Indian porn just to spite them? I’m kidding we don’t post our porn at Asian Humps strategically or politically. But if you think about it better relations with India don’t seem all that bad if Indian women look anything like Asha Kumara does! I think India is more welcoming of our western perversions too.
I’m typically against girls with guns, I’ve said this several times over at Otty-Hotties, the main reason being I have a habit of making women angry, and guns in girl hands worry me … but Joon Mali topless carrying a assault rifle, well, you can color me green and risky! Okay, maybe I’m being racist in that I trust asian girls with guns more than I do Russian girls with guns?
It’s #trannytuesday and I thought this gallery was worthy of a post for our weekly special occasion at Asian Humps … the sexy cocked and loaded Long Mint in black stockings and see through black panties. Wearing such see through black panties, I doubt Mint could fool any foreigners for long into thinking she was a regular girl, not that Mint ever could fool a guy with the bulge in her panties being as big as it is and this is in whatever panties she puts on. You just can’t hide a cock as big as Long Mint’s ladyboy cock … it’s not gonna happen!
